Aventurine is practicing his poker face with a cat cake ♥
Also- gonna start flooding my tumblr with all my churin drawings over the week :3 beware
I think we as a society moved on a bit too fast over Dr. Ratio’s thigh reverb
Why Dr. Ratio is working with Screwllum on Divergent Universe (it's goal is to study human nature after all):
Why Dr. Ratio isn't working with Herta on Simulated Universe:
bonus:
you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea
ⓘ This user is a malicious entity made of seafoam.
Out of my way, bothersome footnote, I'm about to get it
COULD VERITAS RATIO BE A WORM?
the answer 😏 may surprise you
ok listen to me. a long time ago aha made a worm really smart and tried to get it into the genius society. but even though that worm was smart as hell, nous did not give a fuck about it.
you know who else is smart as hell but nous doesnt give a fuck about?
heh. yeah. thats right. despite many people (including himself) feeling like nous should have recognized him a loooong time ago, that computer just doesn’t care.
now, we are left to wonder… why does nous refuse to acknowledge this man..?
i think it’s quite obvious.
my theory is that aha made a second worm really smart. and Then they made the worm into a sexy guy.
and now they’re outside nous’s window, giggling, as everyone in the universe ponders why veritas ratio is not permitted into the genius society.
“what’s wrong, nous? he’s a genius, isn’t he? let him in,” aha goads.
nous is glitching in frustration. “it’s the worm again. i know it’s the worm again.”
furthermore, i add,
OH SHIT TRUE. FUCK YES
HANG ON THERES MORE
FIRST OF ALL HIS EYES ARE THE SAME COLORS AS AHA. BUT ALSO
MATCHING OWL ON THE SIDES?????
and yknow. the fact that his fucking name is Dr. Ratio and he’s always doing the L pose. and aha loves to break the 4th wall for meme shit.
FURTHERMORE,
babe wake up there’s new worm theory evidence!
he refers to himself as a character (specifically a supporting/side) character, which only the fools do.
I know what you are. worm boy.
ADDITIONALLY; screwllum comments that ratio pulls the strings from behind the curtain. YKNOW WHO ELSE DOES THAT
oh he bows at the end of his quest? YKNOW WHO ELSE D
btw in case you missed it in the initial post and my faq. if one more person tries to tell me the worm died im going to rip the door off their fridge
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